Have you ever been in an extra large situation? One of those situations where as soon as it happens, you look around like…
One of those situations where you think to yourself, “What the (H-e-double hockey sticks) do I do now?” I’ll tell you, you look for an adultier adult, that’s what you do. If you don’t have an adultier adult on hand; you call your designated adultier adult immediately so they can tell you what to do. If they don’t answer… you call them again… and again… just ask my mom; She’s my designated adultier adult. Many a time I have called my mom when I am facing a large situation-
Ryker just got stung in the face by a yellow jacket, what do I do? Call mom.
Ryker just woke up raspy with a barking cough, what do I do? Call mom.
My car is out of gas, what do I do? Call mom.
My head hurts, can’t see out of my right eye, and my right arm is going numb, am I having a stroke, what do I do? Hyperventilate and Call mom.
and also a million not so large situations-
I need an oil change, how do I schedule that? Call mom.
How many minutes do I cook a potato for in the microwave, I don’t know? Better call mom.
What the heck is dextrose and why is it in my cake mix? Oh, I bet mom would know! Gonna give her a call.
You get the picture…
Adultier adults make the world go round. None of us would be able to function without them- atleast I know I wouldn’t. They give us (or help us come to) the calm, rational solution to all of our problems big and small. Who is your adultier adult? Who do you bounce ideas off of? Who do you call when you are in a pickle, down in the dumps, or just need a shoulder to cry on? THAT person is your designated adultier adult!
Oh adultier adults, you keep us from loosing our minds. You are calm and collected when the world around us is insanity! You are the often overlooked superheroes of society… and we thank you!
Have you hugged your adultier adult today?